Month: April 2026

Texas Ambassador to Court of St James Arrives With Enormous Hat and Bigger Opinions

 Isla Campbell  April 16, 2026

Diplomatic incident narrowly avoided when ambassador mistakes Buckingham Palace for a “real nice hotel” By Isla Campbell | Central London…

The King Politely Declines to Manage Britain’s Decline: It Is Not In His Job Description

 Isla Campbell  April 16, 2026

Constitutional experts confirm His Majesty is “supportive in general terms” and “unavailable for specifics” By Isla Campbell | Covering the…

King Charles Sends Flowers to OpenAI London Office: Staff Confused

 Isla Campbell  April 16, 2026

Palace sources confirm His Majesty believes AI stands for Aristocratic Interests By Isla Campbell | Central London correspondent. Covers the…

The Monarchy Responds to Britain’s Decline With a Garden Party

 Isla Campbell  April 16, 2026

Officials confirm that scones will be served and the issue will not be discussed By Isla Campbell | Central London….

Prince William Asks AI to Explain What AI Does: Is Told to Search Online

 Isla Campbell  April 16, 2026

Palace insiders confirm the Prince found this “unhelpful” but “very relatable” By Isla Campbell | Central London. Dedicated to covering…